I want this coloring book, so, so bad…

I want this coloring book, so, so bad…being that Jesus was born Jewish and died Jewish…I can only imagine his mother kicking his ass for something like this:

“YOU RODE WHAT!? WHERE!? IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN ON SHABBAT MISTER! YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL JOSEPH GETS HOME…OH GOD…WHAT IF SOMEONE FROM SISTERHOOD SAW THIS…HOLY MOTHER OF MOSES WHAT WERE YOU THINKING…WHAT IF IT GAVE YOU A DISEASE!?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW BAD YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT…I COOK AND I CLEAN AND I SLAVE AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY TO PROVIDE FOR YOU, AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO RIDE A DINOSAUR…DO YOU DO THIS TO HURT ME…WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?!”

…though truth be told, my Mom would ride a dinosaur with me if I found one…but I imagine that Jesus’ Mom might have been slightly more…um…cautious?

…I need to get this coloring book…