“To Conquer The World With an Army of Flying Monkeys is NOT an Appropriate Career Choice…”

…why not? They’ve never explained why it’s not an appropriate career choice. Pessimists.

In other news…27 days until I’m in the Middle East enjoying both the spoken and unspoken language of the guys there, 16 Days until I’m in Toronto presenting at Yaoi North, Three days until I’m in New York City/Long Island for my Dad’s Award Dinner and Today and Tonight to finish this paper.