Dead People Can Talk!

Me: “Dr. Michelson, for the Dialect Diagnosis that we have to do; do our participants have to be living?
Dr. Michelson: “What, do you plan on using a Ouija board?”
Me: “no…I’ve been using Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers films, waiting for them to say the words, and then transcribing it….”
Dr Michelson: “Oh…okay that works, outside of that…yes, your participants need to be living.”
Me: “Oh…okay.”