Mission Orders

So I’m flying down from Buffalo to West Palm Beach, then flying up to NYC with my grandpa, then back down to West Palm Beach to drop her off, then flying from there back up to Buffalo…so I wrote it up for my Mom, and it looks a little something like this:

Mission Orders For Matt & Grandma Freda’s

Super Awesome Adventure 2007

Friday, March 30, 2007

On Friday, March 30 2007 I depart Buffalo, NY (BUF) at 7:00AM on Flight 1210 and arrive in Boston, MA (BOS) at 8:30AM. I then Depart Boston, MA (BOS) at 11:35AM on Flight 425 and arrive in West Palm Beach, FL (PBI) at 2:55 PM.

I then take a Taxi to Grandma’s Apartment, armed with wet-naps to remove lipstick from old ladies, I’ll enter the compound, make sure Grandma is packed, we’ll eat dinner at her dining hall and prepare for day two of our excursion, keeping an eye out for enemy spies.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

On Saturday, March 31, 2007 Grandma and I will exit the compound swiftly, watching out for trained Gecko Combatants, and depart West Palm Beach, FL (PBI) at 11:45AM on Flight 74 and Arrive in New York, NY (JFK) at 2:25PM. We will then proceed to the rendezvous point after receiving word of it’s location from central command whom we’ll link up with upon our arrival via cellular communication devices.

Sunday, April 1, 2007 through Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Passover will be celebrated. There will be much joy.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

On Wednesday, April 4, 2007 Grandma and I will depart New York, NY (JFK) at 3:05PM on Flight 837 and arrive in West Palm Beach, FL (PBI) at 6:03PM. Armed once again with wet-naps to remove lipstick from old ladies, I’ll enter the compound, make sure Grandma is unpacked, we’ll eat dinner and, while still keeping an eye out for enemy spies, I’ll steal more of her silverware to sell on the black market.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

On Thursday, April 5, 2007 I will depart the compound unnoticed, and unheard (since hearing aids don’t get turned on until much later in the day). I will then Depart West Palm Beach, FL (PBI) at 6:00AM on Flight 830 and will arrive in New York, NY (JFK) at 8:38AM. I will then depart New York, NY (JFK) at 9:15AM on Flight 4 and arrive in Buffalo, NY (BUF) at 10:40AM at which point, I’ll take a Taxi to the University at Buffalo (North Campus), and make my way to class.

…a real update later.