A Conversation Between My Inner Child and Myself

Subject: A Conversation Between My Inner Child and Myself

Date: Wednesday 11/1/06 3:30:00 PM

Location: my head

I.C.: I want to go to the NaNoWriMo Opener

ME : No, we have to go to class.

I.C.: but I wanna go to the opener!!!!

ME : That’s wonderful, we’re adults now…graduating in eight more classes…facing the real world…doing the responsible thing, no matter how much it may suck, bravely facing what stands before us, steadfast in a storm of suckage

I.C.: Oh come off it grandpa

ME : Oh no you didn’t.

I.C.: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssse

ME : No…but I’ll buy you ice cream after if you sit down and shut up.

I.C.: With sprinkles?

ME : Yes.

I.C.: Fudge?

ME : Don’t push it.