Subject: For Obvious Reasons, I’m on a Clerks Kick
Date: Saturday 7/22/06 2:58:00 AM
And this is referencing Clerks (1994) not Clerks II (2006) so don’t bitch about spoilers…you’ve had roughly 12 years to see the first movie.
[on his past relationship with Caitlin]
Dante Hicks: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn’t even know I was at the party.
Randal Graves: Oh my God.
Dante Hicks: Great story, huh?
Randal Graves: That girl was vile to you.
Dante Hicks: Interesting post script to that story – you know who wound up with Brad in that dark bedroom?
Randal Graves: Your mother?
Dante Hicks: Alan Harris.
Randal Graves: Chess team Alan Harris?
Dante Hicks: The two moved to Idaho shortly after graduation. They raise sheep.
Randal Graves: That’s frightening.
Dante Hicks: Takes different strokes to move the world.
Randal Graves: In light of this, I don’t see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.