As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:

Subject: As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:

Date: Wednesday 9/21/05 1:02:00 AM

Mood: vaguely amused

Tags: true life: observations

“Anyone who eats, and anyone who has an intestinal tract needs to stay tuned to this program” ~ Paid Actor

Yes, and it’s sad, because you KNOW that Joe Bloe is sitting home watching this going “WAIT!! I think I have an intestinal tract…and I eat…oh my god, I better watch this program…finally an infomercial that applies to me!!”

Oy Vey.