Subject: Okay, supreme post of importance…
Date: Wednesday 7/13/05 5:41:00 PM
I’m not going to be as nice as
If you give me/show me any spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I will rip off your balls with one hand while removing your heart with the other (simultaenously), I’ll then feed both to you, and kick you off a cliff into the waiting mouth of the Loch Ness Monster (I hear Nessie’s hungry).
If, however, you’re taller than 5’5″ and weigh more than 100lbs, I’m just going to kick you in the shin and be done with it. I’ve learned my lesson for trying to beat up people who are bigger than me…mostly…sort of.
But if you’re NOT…beware…Nessie wants food!