Dominic: The inside of my thighs hurt
Me: Use Cornstarch
Dominic: Fuck you, they’re not chaffing!
Me: Well I thought that was why you were asking! I didn’t say it to be mean! I thought you needed advice!
Me: That’s his Poke-Power
Lorenzo: ::laughs:: that’s going in my profile…if I had aim.
Eric grabs my backpack pulling it downward causing me to bite my lip
I grab Eric, give him a wedgie, and slam him into a bookcase as a response
Eric: You just made the worst mistake of your life…if we were in high school, I’d shove you in a locker…I may STILL shove you in a locker
Me: You started it.